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Sat Mar 14

The Blame Game…

Obama’s administration is saying they inhereted the fiscal problem from Bush’s administration. The GOP is trying to sell the idea of “The Obama Economy”…

Here’s an idea…stop blaming each other and get some damn work done on straightening this country out. Seriously…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/13/AR2009031303486.html?wprss=rss_print

Sat Mar 7

The PrayerMAX 5000…

Sat Jan 31

This Is Why Conservatives Are Against Gay Marriage…

Wed Jan 21

This is a simulation as to what could happen if an asteroid were to hit Earth. It’s amazing how much devastation could happen in a matter of minutes.

Thu Jan 1

Get Your Religion Now and Enjoy All of It’s Fine Side Effects!

Fri Dec 5

This Is It…

Sometimes I will just sit here, listen to a strange noise…over and over again. Deep into my thoughts where nothing lies.

Tue Dec 2

Paying Taxes…

A friend of mine sent this as one of those “mass-pass-it-on-to-your-friends” emails. It was pretty good and has a payoff at the end…please read on…

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me to my doom…’
When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog LicenseTax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Privilege Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Use Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most
prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What the heck happened? Can you spell ‘politicians’!?
And I still have to ‘press 1’ for English!?!?!?!?

Sun Nov 23

Chinese Democracy…

Chinese Democracy

The first studio album produced Guns N’ Roses album in 14 years comes out TODAY! I have already pre-ordered mine…now I just have to wait until Best Buy opens to go get my copy. I am so stoked.

Sat Nov 22
Wed Nov 5

President Elect Barack Obama…

Started November 4th by going to work and discussing politics with co-workers. Heard the possible nightmare of sitting in long lines to vote and I wasn’t really looking forward to it, but it’s definately worth it to sit in line for any period of time to do my civic duty as a citizen.

Right after work, Holly and I went down to our voting place. From the time we got there until we left, it was all but about 45 minutes to an hour. Not bad from what we were expecting. Was a great experience, made me feel proud to be a citizen of a country that can vote for who the next leader will be for the next four years. I do not and will not hide the fact that I voted Libertarian for President. Speaking of which, this is probably the last time that I vote Libertarian (more on that later).

Anyway, got home thinking we would watch a little bit of the election coverage and a few results before heading to bed. Next thing you know, I am up until after midnight. My intention was to watch the east coast results and then go to bed. But after the east coast results came in and Florida still wasn’t decided either way, it kept me wondering if they were gonna screw it all up again ala 2000. Soon after those results, I was getting interested in how Texas would go, then Michigan, then Colorado, then California…I was sucked in.

I’m glad though because I got to see John McCain’s respectful concession speech. He bowed out gracefully and even took blame for his own campaign. About half an hour later was Barack Obama’s victory speech. I don’t know about anyone else, but that speech was an instant classic. It moved me because he basically made the point that we have come so far in the past one hundred years that you can only imagine what the world will be like in 2108. My congratulations to President Elect Barack Obama.

But don’t let the thrill of victory overshadow reality. Obama is inheriting the worst economy in our lifetime, a so-called war on two fronts, civil rights issues (gay marrriage), an energy crisis, etc. My personal opinion is this…and I think you’re gonna hear this alot in the next two months. President Obama has two years to “prove” himself and get things done or changed. With a Democratic majority in both the Senate and House, the next two years is gonna have to be the most productive of his term. I say that because in another two years, there is another election. If by 2010 his approval ratings are at around or below 50%, expect the Republicans to either take back their seats or claim majority of both the House and Senate. Then you really wanna talk about getting nothing done? That would be it and Obama would leave office having nothing accomplished. His best bet is that he stay true to his Liberal values, but attempt to stay close to the center as possible to his constituents in order to get this done in a timely manner.

Regardless of how things go or what kind of President he may or may not be, it’s definately got to be alot better than the last eight years. Let’s keep this in mind while moving forward and remember what things have been like. It can only get better from here…